Wednesday 2 April 2014

Tales from the Dentist

There are always stories after a visit to a dentist, usually painful ones but still stories that you feel like sharing after spending time in “the chair”.

My tryst with dentists started about 3 years back with a small cavity and it is ongoing today, a relationship I feel will continue till the very end. To think that one small cavity can bring so much pain and headache to not only you but your entire family. Just goes to show that you can never neglect any part of your body at any time, this human body made by God, needs maintenance and care regularly.

The thing about dentists I have discovered in the past 3 years are that there are 2 types of them roaming this planet – the artists who can make your teeth shine with a reassuring smile and ones who I like to call clumsy and distracted, more interested in having conversations with you ignoring the fact that the patient has about 3 medical instruments inside his/her mouth and is in danger of swallowing the gravel/dust from the teeth.

My first visit to the dentist and in “the chair” was to an old family friend who my grandparents swore by. In fact, my grandfather would specially travel from Kolkata to Ahmedabad (a trip he hates) just to get his teeth checked by this dentist. With such strong references, I was pretty confident when I went to enquire about the pain in my teeth. The dentist told me I had a cavity, drilled and filled it, and then sent me on my merry way while charging me fees for a NRI (Oh beta! You live in Australia now, how wonderful).

Well I ditched that dentist, (no, not because of the NRI fees, oh okay, maybe a bit because of them) when even after 3 visits (I was a bit slow back then and a masochist) and after much drilling and poking, I realized that the dentist who works for my grandparents may not necessarily work for me also.

As the saying goes, you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince. Well, luckily for me I have had only 2 bad experiences with dentists before finding 2 perfect ones – one in India and one in Australia, 2 countries where I reside. So my teeth look all set for the future.

On a side note, what do you do with your tongue when you are in the dentist’s chair? I have found that when I am in “the chair”, my normally sedate tongue comes alive and goes crazy. It wants to move around and be friends with the drill. No matter how much my brain warns it to stay away in a corner, as soon as the drill goes off, it’s like, why hello Mr. Drill.


So now tell me, been in “the chair” lately?